Oh..Hey!!

Is it ok to want 48 hours in one day instead of 24? May was a very busy month for me. I went out clubbing with some friends that came to visit. It had been a while since I have been clubbing. Being sober on the dance floor with a lot of drunk people is fun!! A section of the club was playing 80's music. I can't believe that people still get into the song "Footloose". A bunch of Kevin Bacon wanna be's!! It was hilarious dancing with people who were criss crossing their feet and moving their arms like they are jogging...hehehe. Then there was "drunk girl" who kept trying to talk to me. (note to self: avoid all conversations with drunk people cause they spit a lot when they talk) I don't know what she was saying cause she was slurring her words. Then I finally understood what she was asking me. She asked if I liked her hair. I said the dance floor is full. (to avoid answering the question) I didn't want to say that she looked like a mop head. So I went with my friends to the another section of the club but it was way to crowded. I had my usual 3 drinks and caught a buzz. No driving for me tonight. So the clubs in my city close at 2am unfortunately. So we went out to eat at this hole in the wall Mexican restaurant. Mariachis arrived. They played, I try to sing. Forgot the words. End of story. Oh yeah the tamales were great!!

Dude, Keep Ur Shirt On!!

I can't stop laughing about what was told to me the other day. Someone told me that their new yard guy was out working and took off his shirt. They were so disgusted with what they saw. The description that was told to me: His stomach was flat but his nipples stuck out like they had been sucked on like a dog with puppies kind of like an animal. I have never heard of such a description in my whole entire life!!

You R Getting Dizzy..Dizzy...& Sleepy...

My Supplies

New Text Message

It is almost 3am. Message alert on my cell phone woke me up. I am thinking it is an emergency. Text message: I want to pee in your mouth!!
Ok that woke me up. There is a phone number with this message. I called. A girl answered all peppy. I said why in the hell are you sending me a fucked up text message?!!! She said she was sorry. I asked in a pissy voice "Who were you sending it to?" She said "Meagan". I started laughing my ass off. I said well you texted and woke up the wrong person freak!! Then I hung up the phone. Ok my question is this...Why would another female text another female that she wants to pee in her mouth?!! Go figure...Heck I can't go back to sleep.

Very Sexxy Song Lyrics

I had a fit when I first heard this song. You won't hear it on the radio. It is on the soundtrack "CITY OF ANGELS". If I could I would post the song but since I can't I will post the lyrics. Paula Cole sings the song. You must hear it though.

FEELIN' LOVE

You make me feel like a sticky pistil

Leaning into her stamen.

You make me feel like Mr. Sunshine himself.

You make me feel like splendor in the grass where we're rolling Damn skippy baby

you make me feel like the Amazon's running between my thighs.

You make me feel love

You make me feel like a candy apple all red and horny

You make me feel like I want to be dumb blonde

In a centerfold,

the girl next door.

And I would open the door

and I'd be all wet

With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt

That I'm wearing

and you would open the door

And tie me up to the bed.

You make me feel love Lover,

I don't know who I am

Am I Barry White?

Am I hot inside?

What would I place with your hot conscious

Oh baby babe babe babe

I will be your death the moon light

Take your time

You make me feel love